May 2013
107 posts
literally 99.9% of the things i want to say on a daily basis are offensive
oomshi:
Don’t touch what you can’t afford aka me
whorville:
I have bullshitted my way through almost two decades of life
white dad in any movie: but son, you're throwing away your DREAM
white son in any movie: no dad, I'm throwing away ~yours~
things that should be allowed to be used in essays:
i shit you not
you feel me
no but get this
i’m just sayin
let me explain you a thing
and yeah
me: i haven't taken a photo of me in awhile
*takes photo*
me: oh thats why
hi hello if you’re reading this i hope something good happens to you today
oomshi:
stop fucking flirting with my crush do you want to die omg
spookymormon:
spookymormon:
my mom always texts me rude things so ive just started replying with an emoji of an eggplant and it gets her so pissed it’s great
muggleland:
the ceo of ambercrrombie and fitch has a lot of nerve saying that ugly people shouldn’t wear his clothes when he looks like a caucasian orc from the lord of the rings
